A
TRIP INTO THE SWAMP
By
Jeffrey M. Bowen
I
stood in my back yard
And
pondered the pine forest.
It
looked calm, still, inviting.
As I walked
in, pungent pine needles cushioned my feet.
Patches
of bright sunlight and
Blankets
of quiet shade created peacefulness.
The
terrain levelled out.
Gradually,
almost Imperceptibly,
The
ground started to shift.
My feet
began to squish.
I
stumbled a bit as swampy water
Curled
around my boots.
There
were more mosquitoes who wanted my blood,
Persistently
seeking patches of skin to exploit.
Soon
I sank to my calves.
And
then to my knees.
Reedy
little islands beckoned.
I
pushed toward one but could not reach it.
With
each step I sank in further.
No
longer could I move anywhere.
The
swamp made sucking sounds.
Crickets
answered and small frogs
Croaked
as dusk approached.
Then dimly
I spotted a man watching me.
Leaning
against a scrawny tree on more solid ground,
He stared
at my helpless situation
And seemed
to smirk.
Then
I heard him say,
Relax,
you are SO safe,
In fact,
you are in the best place ever.
Count
my helping you get out.
But what
have you got to give me back?
I
like leverage and loyalty.
Can
you give me that?
Compassion? Forget it.
Give
me your soul instead.
I
gasped, could hardly breathe.
I said,
OMG, are you the devil or something?
Why have
I have been trapped by this mess.
How
did my beautiful pine forest turn into a swamp?
He smiled
quite gleefully and said,
Credit
me. I did this, all me.
I
have a real talent for it.
You see, it is easy to trap people into
getting what I want,
I
make sure they have no choice.
Desperately,
I grasped at surrounding swamp grass.
It
just tore loose.
Then
I noticed a noxious smell of methane gas and saw bubbles rising to the oily top.
I swore
at this strange, alien figure,
But
he just stood and smiled at me.
What can
I do, I furiously yelled, as I swatted buzzing insects.
And by
the way, how the hell did YOU get here?
Oh that
was simple he replied:
I promised
everyone I would make them great again.
I
made sure those who opposed me got hated more.
All I
needed was to be elected, to become the chosen one.
Then
I built a swamp. It works. I win. All
the rest is fake news.
No
one works together to get themselves out of this swamp.
They
just argue about it and
Disagree
over what part of the swamp they come from.
Don’t
you remember?
You
did this to yourself.
Let
me know when you start swimming in your own juices.
Then
you can count on me to give you another promise.
6/20/18